Monday, April 21, 2008

Midget Thought Gay, Actually French

Local authorities conducted a sweep of circuses, film sets, and daycare centers in search of the notorious mad scientist, Os TĂȘte Cerveau. Os, the on-again-off-again acquaintance of Quantum Lux, is wanted by Interpol for various crimes against humanity ranging from “arboreal necrophilia” to “impersonating a leprechaun.” Os is a known ally of the 500 year-old transvestite Amish zombie, Yabbi-ta. (see Field Report: Signs of the Apocalypse? post)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

gay-french...samie-same

Anonymous said...

Never trusted that shambling, shifty-eyed Yabbi-ta. He (it?) is trouble.

Quantum Lux said...

Yabbi-ta prefers to be call "ze". Go figure.