The New Guy

Greetings, my name is Jonny Soma. Our glorious founder has seen fit to appoint me as the Senior Field Reporter for Vorpal Sphere. I plan to tackle this with all the zeal of an escaped mental patient on the hunt for a greasy taco. That's greasy taco the food, not greasy taco the vagina. Unless you are a cannibal that is. In that case, you get the best of both worlds.

My new position means greater responsibility. I shall go to where the story is. I shall find the truth – barring that, I will substitute my reasonable investigative findings for that which I feel needs to be reported. If I still come up short - I'll just make it up. Watch for "Soma Says," "Where Are They Now," and "Field Report" for future postings.