Hillary Clinton declared victory in the recent Pennsylvania Primary. This intrepid reporter waited patiently at the Hilary Clinton campaign headquarters while campaign staffers celebrated by snorting cocaine off of dead puppies and making prank calls to local pizzerias.The evening included a twenty-five Eskimo all male sex show where several office implements were utilized during the erotic act. The celebration ended the next morning with all but yours truly passed out. The office smelled of feces and ammonia. No one was sober enough or even awake to interview and I was lucky to get out of there unmolested - but not before tea-bagging some strangers. I love my job.
2 comments:
beware the eskimo flesh eating skin disease...if the scurvy fish humpers touched you,you need to bathe in the river negros(never mind the oily film)and swing a skinned mariachi player diosil seven times then seven times widdershins while screaming "meso hooorney"...fix ya right up
I'd pay a dollar to see that!
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