During the May Day protests on May 1st, several bands of roving communist midgets reeked havoc on downtown Seattle businesses and residents. They call themselves the “crew” and are notoriously anti-capitalists, anti-Semites, and anti-panty. Local women had their skirts looked up and ankles fondled. Law enforcement attempted to apprehend the diminutive dastards, but came up short.
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string em up with their mullets
A horse-hitch should be high enough.
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