Federal officials and zoologists are baffled at the increasing occurrence of the nation’s high school and college students huffing elephant queef. Pictured here are engineering students in their makeshift “atmo-queef” suits getting high.What is elephant queef, or EQ, you ask? When air gets trapped in a vagina and is expelled, it makes a minor flatulent sound. If you have had sex with a female, you may have experienced this phenomenon. Now multiply the volume of the queef by one-hundred and you have an elephant queef.
EQ junkies refuse to tell us how they extract the queef from the elephants, nor do they comment on how the air initially gets into the elephant vaginas to start with. We can only speculate gallons of alcohol, bellows, Spanish fly, a water hose, and a Rube Goldberg type of device is involved.
EQ junkies report immediately after huffing, they feel all tingly, can taste colors, smell what the date is, and shit themselves. Several EQ enthusiasts are working on squelching that last side effect – even though there may be a secondary market for EQ induced feces in China as a “male enhancement” vitamin.
2 comments:
at least they stopped shoving spiny bum beetles in their urethras...ewwww entire ER units were puking...side effects were the same,saving their excrement turned electric blue when exposed to air
And demanded voting rights?
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