Is this another sign of the apocalypse? Worry not folks, I have several contacts throughout every strata of life and I will get to the bottom of this. Stay tuned for further news.Oh, and by the way, "metrosexual" is code for gay. Hear me ladies? The next time you fall for a guy who takes care of himself, exorcises, is fit, eats right, and is ultra attentive about his grooming habits and uses a body spray, chances are good balls were aggressively bouncing off his chin last night right before he swallowed. Since we are talking about oral, I thought I’d bring that up. You know, in preparation for the upcoming zombie apocalypse and all.
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