Vorpal Sphere PSA: Boys Beware

Wisdom from the 1950's is a forgotten heritage we all share. Those were innocent times with only the threat of nuclear war looming. But with nuclear mutations came the real possibility for anal carnage of the naive by the "sick". Degeneracy and abnormality started to flourish (like a pack of sickly vegans spreading their lies) in a time when few were equipped to recognize the danger. Memorize these watchwords: "One never knows when a homosexual is about"